Monday, December 18, 2006

Impossible Princess


Well if you love KYLIE then you would not have been disappointed with her concert on Saturday night. Aaahh what a show.....If you were a male gay Kylie fan you would have loved it even more.... Nearly nude men in simulated shower scenes,Feathers,lycra hotpant overload, Lordy, this concert had it all. Although I do have a bone to pick with the homosexual-Kylie- fans.Did they just jump on the bandwagon of Kylie when she funked it up or did they love her from the start????????Did they love her when she sang "Sisters are doing it for themselves" with her sister on Young Talent Time?? Did they shed a tear when she walked down the aisle to Angry Andersons "Suddenly" on Neighbours. Did they want to kill Scott for cheating on Charlene with Plain Jane the super-brain????? Did they beg their Mums to buy them a red ruffle dress when the film clip of "locomotion" came out??? What ever happened to Tania Lacey anyway???
Anyhoo I have had my rant... I guess there is enough room for everyone in the Kylie fanclub!!!

On a totally different topic a BLOODY POSSUM was in my kitchen this morning!!!!! How do I know this????? A smashing and crashing of glass was heard - and when I went downstairs the evidence was there.....possum poo everywhere and a sly looking possum in my courtyard.
EEEEEEEUUUUUWWWWWWW.
Where the hell was my useless dog in all of
this??? I have the craziest psychotic dog that barks at you as you are coming out of the bathroom but the crazy muttly couldn't muster a sound when a furry intruder was in our house!!! He is a dud I tell you!! Thank god the possum had made its way out by the time I got down stairs otherwise I would have totally freaked out.
If you are wondering how the little bugger got in , it was through the doggie door.

If you are also wondering ( after reading this post) if I am a homoephobic animal hater... I am not. Just wanted to clear that up.

6 Comments:

Anonymous shannon said...

First a bird now a possum? gross man. Like the time sean wandered sleepily to the toilet and a possum was sitting on the window above his head.

Your house is turning into currumbin sanctuary.

9:11 AM  
Blogger h&b said...

Did you go to Kylie then ?

I went to see Robbie last night was was mucho-disappointed she did not make an appearance for "Kids" ( and I am not even a Kylie fan )

I'm like "slag"
Because i'm good at name-calling like that ;)

9:50 AM  
Anonymous missvintagelove said...

Ooooh Kylie, I have loved her since the 80's. In my elementary school I won the lipsync competition with the "Locomotion".
Oh the Kylie memories!:)

4:57 AM  
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5:05 AM  
Blogger Stomper Girl said...

Oh, your poor dog ... maybe he was terrified and hiding. Possums can be pretty scarey when they do the psycho-breathing thing.

I heard the boy dancers at Kylie were completely gorgeous.

3:01 PM  
Blogger Drewzel said...

Oooh I've got Kylie envy! I went to see Robbie, but not Kyles. I did get 'Darling' perfume for my birthday, so I suppose that helps.
Yeah, when exactly did Kylie become a gay icon?

2:31 PM  

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